I like League Of Legends, plush alpacas, lingerie and talking to new people.

League NA: littlemoocher
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geekscoutcookies:

I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. 

Kiss me

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

Should I dye my hair completely black tumblr?

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

  • Some casual : why you wearin make up you're playin video games
  • Me: gotta look good for snake
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted) ←

tsunamiwavesurfing:

alex-is-sassy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant

Wat

I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s