Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
the train has arrived*
The sun only sets in one direction, and that’s forward.
me around small children
UuUUuUGhhhH so out of touch with animation.. but here’s a start to shake off the rust.
☼ League of Legends: A New Dawn [x]
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.